By Kati Johnston
Special to MSN Entertainment

It's not enough to grow up in the spotlight; now Hollywood kids are doomed to have to spell out their names on every first day of school ("No, not S-U-R-R-E-Y, S-U-R-I!"). Well, what's a little more attention when mom and dad are among the most famous folks on earth? Here's a little guide to our favorite offbeat celeb baby names. But please, don't try this at home.

Gwyneth Paltrow: Oh, it's all so teddibly British -- naming your cherub-cheeked daughter Apple (the Brits also love names like Plum, Strawberry and Cherry; haven't heard of any Cantaloupes yet). Then Gwynnie and her husband, Coldplay's Chris Martin, named little Apple's baby brother Moses, thus accustoming him to feeling like a senior citizen at a very young age. Thoughtful, that.

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