
By Erik Lundegaard
Special to MSN Movies
See also: A baseball geek takes a dream trip to Fenway Park
With the World Series upon us, this is the
best time of year for baseball fans. And this is probably the best time
ever for fans of baseball movies. Early versions of baseball
flicks tended to be black-and-white hagiographies where the actors weren't
athletic, the baseball wasn't exciting, and kids with names like Jimmy or Timmy
were forever stricken with crippling diseases that could only be cured by home
runs hit by big-name sluggers. After the publication of Jim Bouton's "Ball Four"
in 1970, baseball heroes were finally allowed to appear less heroic, and
usually seemed more so as a result.
But what makes a good baseball movie?
After immersing myself in the genre, and seeing more than my share of
called shots, key strikeouts and
bottom-of-the-ninth-inning-on-the-last-day-of-the-season home runs, I've come up
with the following guidelines:
1. It's better to focus on a season than a
career. Probably because the rhythm of a season is closer to a dramatic arc than
the rhythm of a life.
2. Employ actors who look like they can play.
Please.
3. Be passionate about your subject. Check out Billy Crystal's "61*" and Aviva Kempner's "The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg" for an indication of what
passion can do.
4. Yankees suck! (OK, not a guideline. Just fun to
say.)
Now let's play some ball and look at the best baseball movies
ever...
"Bull Durham" (1988)
The
sexiest and wittiest baseball movie is also the most real, which is a nice
triumvirate. It's less concerned with how a team matures than how people
mature. Over the course of the film, one character gets
married, another falls in love, and Nuke Laloosh (Tim Robbins), a guy so hopeless he needs two
teachers, becomes ... a little less hopeless. And the movie suffers when he
leaves. I love Crash (Kevin Costner) and Annie (Susan Sarandon), but they're both teachers
-- she at the local college, he at the local ballpark -- and when they
get together, the best parts of her character are subsumed by the dullest parts
of his (this could be every wife's lament). But this is just in the last
five minutes of the movie. The first 103 are still
brilliant.
Heroes: Sexy women and Walt
Whitman.
Villains: That one extra hit per week (a flair,
gork, a dying quail) that doesn't fall or get through, and that keeps the .250
hitter from becoming a .300 hitter.
Realism: Costner's swing
is the prettiest of any actor in any baseball movie (Robert Redford and Tom Selleck come close). Robbins' motion ain't in the
same class, but it's workable. But no A-ball pitcher -- I don't care how good --
leaps past AA and AAA for the majors. It just doesn't
happen.
Baseball cameos: Max Patkin, the clown prince of
baseball.
Awards: Best Screenplay from all the major film
critic groups. The Academy gave the Oscar to "Rain Man."
Quote: "Oh my."
"61*" (2001)
OK, so Billy Crystal is a spoiled little Yankee fan who, in
Ken Burns' "Baseball," laments the Yankees' 1960 World Series loss with The
Whine Heard 'Round the World: "I still hurt about it. I still feel bad about
it." Billy, you grew up watching the most dominating team in sports
history -- 14 pennants in 16 years -- and you still feel bad about
this one season? Shut up already! ... Now his due: With a fantastic script
from Hank Steinberg, the little S.O.B. has directed a
great baseball movie. The realism is unparalleled, right down to those odd,
fuzzy-looking batting helmets they wore in the '60s. His lead actors (Barry Pepper and Thomas Jane) are uncanny, and can act. He doesn't
skimp on supporting cast either: Richard Masur; the always fascinating Bruce McGill; and Billy's daughter, the very sweet Jennifer Crystal. Best of all, there's dramatic
tension. It's about an ordinary man under extraordinary pressure. It's about a
decent man who's treated as a villain, and an often indecent man who's treated
as a hero. It's about the friendship between the two. I hate the Yankees as
much as Billy loves them, but I loved this movie.
Heroes: Maris and Mantle.
Villains:
Ford Frick; sportswriters; punctuation.
Realism: You'd need
a time machine to get a more exact rendition of the 1961 New York Yankees.
Awards: 12 Emmy nominations. Won two: casting and sound
editing.
Quote: "We're chasing a ghost, Rog. You go into
that clubhouse, he's there. At homeplate, he's there. In the outfield, he's
there. The fat (expletive), he's everywhere! We're playing in his
house!"
"The Natural" (1984)
Author
Bernard Malamud condemned his characters for the
slightest breach of morality (Roy Hobbs, for example, strikes out at the end),
and his novel was an amalgam of real myths and baseball myths, so its transfer
to a 1980s movie screen with requisite happy ending feels forced at times. I
mean, the whole good luck/bad luck thing? Pop, the manager (Wilford Brimley), is jinxed but Roy Hobbs (Robert Redford) overcomes his jinx. The sultry Memo
(Kim Basinger) is bad luck, but Roy can't overcome her
bad luck. Iris (Glenn Close), the girl-next-door, is good luck, so she
counteracts Memo. Why? And why the gambler if there's no "Say is ain't so, Roy"?
And enough shots with the kids in the stands already. So with all of these
complaints, why is "The Natural" still in my Hall of Fame? Because every time I
see the effin' thing I start to cry. It's our "An Affair to Remember."
Heroes: Roy Hobbs;
golden light from the setting sun.
Villains: Sexy women and
the dark. Which is odd because this combination is usually a plus in my
life.
Realism: Redford is completely believable as a
baseball star, but not as a teenager. I believe it was the last time he
played one.
Awards: Four Academy Award nominations. It went
0 for 4.
Quote: "Some mistakes I guess we never stop paying
for."
Also inducted: Ken Burns' "Baseball" (1994); "The Life and Times of Hank Greenberg"
(2000)
"Major League" (1989)
The
quintessential Hollywood baseball story concerns a team of misfit underdogs who,
through some galvanizing force (and with or without spinning newspaper
headlines), rise from the cellar and contend for the pennant on the last day of
the season. This conceit describes everything from "Bang the Drum Slowly" to "Angels in the Outfield," but its purest example is "Major
League." The misfits here are all colorful and memorable, each is given equal
time, and the subplots are kept to a minimum. Best of all? It's
funny.
Heroes: Misfits and
underdogs.
Villains: Ex-showgirls and the New York
Yankees.
Realism: Charlie Sheen's pitching motion is the best I've seen
from an actor. The others look pretty good, too.
Ballplayer
cameos: Pete Vukovich and Steve Yeager.
Quote:
"Juuuust a bit outside."
"The Stratton Story"
(1949)
This is a simple story simply told. It's about a country boy
who makes the Bigs, suffers a horrible injury, and then begins to explore the
limits of his new circumstances. What can he do now? How much of his former life
can he reclaim? The film relies heavily upon the considerable charm of its star,
Jimmy Stewart, and when his character turns bitter
and quiet, the movie lags. But this is only temporary. Worth watching if for
nothing more than the shot of Stratton's 1-year-old son learning to
walk, with Stratton beside him, doing the same.
Heroes:
Monte Stratton.
Villains: Shotguns and the New York
Yankees.
Realism: A good pitching motion is probably the
only area of acting where Charlie Sheen could've given Jimmy Stewart
pointers.
Ballplayer cameos: Bill Dickey.
Awards: Academy Award for Best
Story.
Quote: "A man's gotta know where he's
going."
"The Bad News Bears"
(1976)
Parts seem dated, the script is unfair to
minorities (African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Iowans), and the
journey of Coach Buttermaker (the lovely Walter Matthau) from thesis (doesn't care about
winning) to antithesis (cares too much about winning) to synthesis (cares about
the kids) is a little extreme. But it's still the movie for anyone who ever
failed athletically, and that means most of us.
Heroes:
Misfits and underdogs.
Villains: Businessmen and the North
Valley League Yankees.
Realism: The Bears look like every
kid who ever had trouble catching a pop fly; that's its
charm.
Awards: Matthau was nominated for a British Academy
Award.
Quote: "Hey Yankees, you can take your apology and
your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!"
Also in the
show: "Bang the Drum Slowly" (1973); "Eight Men Out" (1988); "Field of Dreams" (1989); "Pastime" (1991); "A League of Their Own" (1992); "The Rookie" (2002)
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