| Hey, Santa! Put these movies in my kids' stockings this
year
By Martha Brockenbrough Special to MSN Movies
If there's any gift for kids that packs a lot of bang for the buck, it's a
DVD. That's because when kids like a movie, they tend to watch it over and over.
This is also why you want to be careful with what you let Santa slip into the
stockings. Otherwise, you might end up getting Gilbert Gottfried's supremely
irritating parrot Iago stuck in your head.
Consider the following picks when you write your letter to Santa this year.
They're good fun for kids, and they won't grate on your nerves.
FOR LAP-SIZED KIDS For little kids -- the ones who think
"Finding Nemo" is scary -- there aren't many theatrical
releases, so it's a good thing there are some classics to share with the
littlest moviegoers.
This year, Disney re-released fantastic versions of two favorites, "Peter Pan" and "The Jungle Book." And although it's not a movie, the second
season of "The Muppet
Show" is good enough that it ranks right up there with anything you'd see in
a theater. "Peter Pan" (Rated G) This 54-year-old
classic tells the story of Wendy Darling as she faces adolescence, and Peter
Pan, the boy who did not want to grow up. Wendy and her brothers fly off with
Peter to Neverland, where they face mermaids, "Indians" and the dreaded Captain
Hook. Beneath the surface, though, the kids confront what it means to grow up
and how you can do this without losing your sense of wonder.
This release features restored images and sounds, along with some nice
extras, audio commentary by Disney's nephew, Roy; an alternate beginning; and
Disney's own explanation of why he made the movie. There are also deleted songs
and a flyover tour of London along with several games, including "Smee's Sudoku
Challenge."
"The Jungle Book" (Rated G) Kids today might
confuse Mowgli with Dora the Explorer (they do have the same haircut), but
there's no confusing the fact that "The Jungle Book" has the best songs of any
classic Disney movie.
This movie tells the story of a little boy, Mowgli, who's raised by wolves in
an Indian jungle. When the evil tiger Shere Khan returns, though, the animals do
their best to get the man-cub back to the human village. There's just one
problem: Mowgli doesn't want to go.
And it's no wonder. With friends such as Baloo the bear and Bagheera the
panther and a lifetime supply of delicious fruit, who would want to live in a
village where kids are expected to carry baskets of water on their heads?
"The Muppet
Show, Season 2" (Not rated, but it's G, except for Elton John's
costumes) TV shows from the '70s usually look every bit as good
as macramé formalwear compared with what's on the tube today. No matter how much
you might have loved "Silver
Spoons" or "Facts of Life," they are almost unwatchable today.
"The Muppet Show" is a huge exception to the '70s-sucked rule, and the second
season is four DVDs' worth of laughs for kids and grown-ups. It follows a
variety show format, where Kermit, his co-stars and their celebrity guests
perform songs and quick sketches.
It's endlessly amusing to watch a young Elton John preen about in a spangled jumpsuit of snug pink
spandex, but recurring sketches rule, especially the Swedish chef and his
incomprehensible yammering, the campy "Pigs in Space" and the comically unfunny
Fozzie Bear jokes.
FOR ELEMENTARY-SCHOOL-AGED KIDS When kids get to the
point they can tie their own shoes, choose their own clothes and make a case why
under the bed works just as well as shelves for storing objects, they are old
enough to develop taste. You might not like their taste, but they have it,
nonetheless. This is why, for example, they might think SpaghettiOs and boxed
macaroni and cheese are delicacies, whereas your own cooking is disgusting.
"Shrek the Third" (Rated PG) This simple,
emerging taste is why kids will want "Shrek the Third" in their stockings, even
though it is probably only one-third as innovative as the first movie in the
series. It's not a bad film by any means; it's just more (and less) of the
same. In it, the newlywed Shrek is ready to live happily ever
after with Fiona, but his plans are dashed when his father-in-law, the frog king
(John Cleese), croaks. What's more, he's going to become a
father. So when he sets off to find an alternative heir -- Arthur, played by Justin Timberlake -- he has a bit of the midlife crisis
motivating him. Kids won't care so much about that, though, as the hilarity of
familiar fairy-tale characters high-kicking the stuffing out of each other.
"Charlotte's Web" (Rated G) For kids who have
developed the taste to appreciate a fine thing, "Charlotte's Web" makes a great
under-the-tree pick. Based on the classic children's tale by E.B. White, this
book tells the story of a pig named Wilbur (Dominic Scott Kay), who's born a
runt and marked for death, but then saved through the efforts of a selfless and
literary friend.
Julia Roberts makes for a fine Charlotte in this
adaptation directed by Gary Winick. Dakota Fanning plays Fern and won a Kids' Choice Award for
her performance; Steve Buscemi plays the rat Templeton, and John Cleese plays
a sheep.
"Scholastic Storybook Treasures" For kids
learning to read, and who haven't outgrown their favorite picture books,
Scholastic has an eye-boggling collection of DVDs based on some of the greatest
picture books ever: "Where the Wild Things Are," "Harold and the Purple Crayon," "Corduroy" and "Harry the Dirty Dog," among others.
Scholastic has animated original images from the book and added narration by
Forest Whitaker, James Earl Jones and other celebrities. And, they've put the
text in subtitles along the bottom, so kids can read along.
The narrators read more quickly than most young kids can, so this is not a
substitute for reading practice with a parent. But it's a really fun way to
bring books to life, and the 16-DVD set would be a delight in any young child's
collection. Scholastic has a few stand-alone titles, as well -- most notably
"Knuffle Bunny" by the immensely talented Mo Willems.
FOR TWEENS By the time kids get to be tweens, they think
they want to watch stuff such as "Saw IV." They don't. It will stunt their growth --
emotionally, anyway. Thankfully, there are other choices that will challenge,
inspire and entertain them during their awkward years.
"High School Musical 2" (Rated G) A sequel to
the made-for-TV Disney movie, "High School Musical 2" picks up at the end of the
school year for Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Chad and friends . They spend summer
break working at a country club, angling for each other's affections and
rehearsing numbers for the talent show. And — unlike the first "High School Musical," Troy and Gabriella do manage to kiss
in the sequel.
The DVD comes out Dec. 11, which means Santa won't have a lot of time to pick
it up before Christmas. But it's one that definitely will make tween girls
squeal.
(Really die-hard Zac Efron fans, meanwhile, can check out PG-rated
"The Derby Stallion," from Echo Bridge Home Entertainment. In
it, Efron plays a 15-year-old boy who decides to take on the rich town bully and
race a horse in the Derby Cup. Zac Efron and horses? Swoon. The movie has won
several awards, including Winner of the 2005 London Children's Film
Festival.)
"Bridge to Terabithia" (Rated PG) One of the
best family movies of the year is also the saddest, but that's no reason it
won't make a great holiday gift. Based on the award-winning children's book,
"Bridge to Terabithia" tells the story of Jess and Leslie, two best friends who
cope with the challenges of adolescence by inventing a fantasy world. One of
them dies suddenly and unexpectedly, leaving the survivor to pick up the pieces
using the lessons learned in Terabithia. It's important that parents know this
detail in advance, because the death scene, while in no way graphic, is still
shocking.
Though the movie does have some CGI wizardry, the best part by far is the
acting by Josh Hutcherson (Jess), AnnaSophia Robb (Leslie) and Robert Patrick (Jess' harsh and suffering father). It's also
a great reminder to teens that life is fragile, and that friendship is worth
everything.
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (Rated
PG-13) This summer's most hotly anticipated movie finally comes
out on DVD on Dec. 11, and only the most Muggle-minded parent will fail to pick
up a copy. There are several editions to choose from (widescreen, full-screen,
Blu-Ray and HD-DVD, in case your young wizard obsesses about the technology of
such things).
Based on the fifth Potter book, "Order of the Phoenix" shows a young Harry
taking charge when the Ministry of Magic interferes at Hogwarts and leaves the
students in the hands of an inept Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. He
instructs his peers in all manner of defensive spells, which they use to take on
Voldemort's flunkies in the Ministry offices.
The movie is dark and exciting, and the Warner Bros. DVD release marks the
one-year countdown till the next Harry Potter movie — the second to last in the
beloved series.
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY Finding a movie the whole family can
like is a challenge. It has to have a story clear enough for the youngest
members but deep enough for the grown-ups. Any humor has to appeal to everyone
-- or at least not offend or confuse.
"Ratatouille" (Rated G) Very, very few movies
make this grade. Happily, though "Ratatouille," written and directed by Brad
Bird, is that movie for 2007.
This Disney/Pixar collaboration tells the story of Remy the rat, who lives
for food and loves to cook. His family doesn't understand his passion, and
humans -- who would appreciate what he does -- despise him. The story is both
simple and deep. Remy goes to work undercover in a French kitchen and triumphs.
On a more profound level, we also see how courage and passion are the necessary
ingredients to greatness.
It says something about the creators of this movie when one of the most
humane characters to light up the screen this year is a rat, and one of the most
hopeful is a dour movie critic named Anton Ego (in a marvelous performance by Peter O'Toole). But that's the magic of movies. Anything can
happen.
The Ratatouille DVD includes commentary from Bird, along with a really cute
history of the rat and its relationship with humans, narrated by Remy (Patton Oswalt) and his brother Emile (Peter Sohn).
"Pixar Short Film Collection, Volume 1" (Rated
G) For more than 20 years, the creative minds that became Pixar
have been working on short movies that explore and expand the boundaries of
animation.
The collection includes "Boundin'," about a sheep who learns not to lose
heart even after a humiliating full-body shave; "One Man Band," a funny competition between buskers for a
little girl's coin; and "Lifted," which shows a bungled alien abduction. At
nearly $30, the list price is steep. But for people who love Pixar, it's a
testament to their evolution, and their excellence.
Martha Brockenbrough is MSN's Cinemama, for the Parents' Movie Guide. She
is also the author of "It Could Happen to You: Diary of a Pregnancy and Beyond."
She's also founder of SPOGG, the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar. She
writes a fun-with-kids column for Cranium.com, as well as an educational humor
column for Encarta. Check out her Web site.
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