Phasers on Stunned: Captain's Log, Stardate 6051: A new yeoman has started on the bridge. Her gold uniform has proved distracting. Spock has cautioned me to be logical, and yet, I'm still determined to boldly go where no man has gone before with her. Yes, Natalie Portman attempts to bridge the gap between "Star Trek" and "Star Wars" geeks as she steps out at the ShoWest Awards in the latest look from the Captain Kirk couture line. The stunning starlet is stranded in the final frontier of frightful fashion as she's swallowed up by this silk A-line, jewel-necked Chloé frock, which is too long and too blobby for her petite frame. On the plus side, we're still digging Natalie's Audrey Hepburn-esque wash-and-wear 'do, although the safety-first inflatable floaties on her elbows have gotta go.

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