The Pitch Newlyweds (Jovovich, Zahn) honeymooning in Hawaii run
into a couple of psycho hikers (Olyphant, Sanchez). Unpleasantness breaks out.
The Scoop There's no doubt that Olyphant and Zahn have it in them
to deliver first-rate performances: Check out Olyphant's Seth Bullock in the
magnificent HBO series "Deadwood" and Zahn's doomed POW in "Rescue Dawn." But "Resident Evil"'s first lady and "Lost"'s Sanchez ... not so much.
Director Twohy's ridden Vin Diesel from "Pitch Black" to "The Chronicles of Riddick" but has yet to reach cinematic high
ground. Hard to see "Getaway" as anything more than one more chance for slice
and dice, this time in Paradise -- especially since it's been shelved for a year
or so.
The Pitch A cadre of superhero types based in Belgium battle
international evil, especially the Cobra Corp. Once a Hasbro toy, then a
cartoon, G.I. Joe now comes to life on the big screen, hoping to get him some of
that "Transformers" summer box-office loot.
The Scoop If you're electrified by "The Mummy" movies and the mindless wham-bang! which director
Sommers delivers so artfully, then you'll want to jack into "G.I. Joe" for more
of the same. But maybe "Joe"'s ripped cast can turn this superhero hoedown into
something more than CGI'd kid stuff. When Quaid calls his Gen. Hawk "a mixture
between Chuck Yeager, Sgt. Rock and a naïve Hugh M. Hefner," who wouldn't cough
up the price of a ticket to check out such an unholy combination? Along with
Hawk, you've got your Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Heavy Duty,
Ripcord -- the cream of toy town's warrior class. The big question is: To save
the world, can "G.I. Joe" blow up more stuff louder than "Transformers"?
The Pitch A team of bomb-defusing soldiers -- Americans stationed
in Iraq -- face death on a daily basis. Every bid for human connection fails,
except for the ambiguous, often brutal bonds among warriors.
The Scoop Hard to believe a woman directed "The Hurt Locker," but
Kathryn Bigelow's taste for brutal, gorgeously
choreographed action and warrior camaraderie has always been muscular and smart
-- see "Point Break," "Blue Steel" and "Strange Days." From the get-go, her latest takes your
breath away and makes your nerves hum with tension. The battleground could be
anywhere -- this superb action film catches the psychic climate of war, the
warrior mentality that feeds on and ultimately becomes addicted to
adrenalin-fueled action, a turn-on that can't be equaled by anything in
peacetime.
The Pitch With cinephile Tarantino at the helm, the story will
always be movies, movies, movies. Borrowing its deliberately misspelled title
from "Inglorious Bastards," a bottom-of-the-barrel Italian WWII flick, QT's
latest is a mad foray into alternative history where a Dirty Dozen bunch of
avenging Jews, led by Tennessee redneck Aldo Raine (Pitt), wreck havoc on the
Third Reich.
The Scoop Either you dig Tarantino's meta-cinematic extravaganzas
or you don't -- hardly anyone's lukewarm about his one-of-a-kind characters,
paragraphs-long dialogue pulsing with smarts and pop-culture references,
superkinetic action, crazy-funny yet often deeply moving caper- and
revenge-flicks. In this movie-made genius's universe, it's only natural that
Hitler and his henchmen should be outgunned by great cinema. Among the Basterd
Bunch are torture-pornmeister Roth (he directed part of the Nazi film-within-the
film) and, improbably, metrosexual B.J. Novak, longtime object of Michael's
desire in "The Office." Word is that Christoph Waltz, playing a merciless
Jew hunter, steals the show. Be there or be square.
The Pitch Somewhere in scenic Spain -- or in the
landscapes of the imagination -- a mysterious stranger (de Bankolé) has a job to
do. Is this enigmatic fellow a hit man? An angel of vengeance? Moving toward his
initially unknown goal, he might be dreaming a world that teams with
idiosyncratic types given to sharing unexpected profundities.
The Scoop If you love indie director Jarmusch's highly
idiosyncratic, stylistically stunning journey movies -- "Dead Man," "Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai," "Broken Flowers" -- you will be jonesin' to see his latest
dreamquest. His star -- de Bankolé -- is one of the best actors on the planet
(seen most recently on TV's "24"). And check out
that cast, many of whom have previously collaborated with Jarmusch: Tilda Swinton (all dolled-up in platinum-blond
pageboy and white London Fog), Bernal, Murray, Alex Descas, John Hurt. Who wouldn't buy a ticket for this
mind-trip?
The Pitch A UPS driver (Donald Faison), who screws up so
consistently his boss -- his own mother! -- is about to fire him, delivers a
carton full of cocaine to the wrong address. Lethal comedy and extreme violence
erupt as a big-time coke dealer goes after everybody connected to the missing
shipment.
The Scoop Music-video director Benny Boom helms his first movie
that unfortunately sounds like a raunchier, contemporary version of "Uptown Saturday Night." Remains to be seen if this gifted cast
-- Faison (TV's "Scrubs"), Mos Def, Wood Harris
(TV's "The Wire"), Epps -- can get "Air"
out of the past and off the ground.
The Pitch From 1933 to 1934, J. Edgar Hoover's FBI took on the
superstar outlaws of the Great Depression, up to and especially including son of
the heartland John Dillinger.
The Scoop For lovers of high style and dangerous charisma,
"Enemies" might turn out to be the died-and-gone-to-heaven movie blowout of the
year. The role of rock-star bad boy Johnny Dillinger seems so perfect for Johnny
Depp that we wonder why it took this long for Jack Sparrow to shape-change into
the charismatic '30s gangster. And who better than Michael Mann ("Miami Vice," "Crime Story," "Collateral") to direct the most legendary era in the annals of
American crime-busting? Crudup plays Hoover; Bale is Melvin Purvis, the dogged
G-man who chased Dillinger to the bitter end; and ace cinematographer
Dante Spinotti ("Heat," "The Last of the Mohicans," "L.A. Confidential") is on board to make it all look real -- and
gorgeous.
The Pitch A New York Transit Authority cop coordinates efforts to
foil a quartet of bad guys who have seized a subway train and are holding its
passengers for ransom. The challenge is all the greater in that the leading
hostage-taker (Travolta) is a former mercenary approaching his mission with
military precision and an icy philosophical detachment.
The Scoop The 1974 version of the John Godey suspense novel offered
a hogfeast of ace character actors (with Walter Matthau and Robert Shaw as the
prime adversaries) under the crisp, no-nonsense direction of Joseph Sargent. The
new cast includes plenty of solid talent -- including Gbenga Akinnagbe (Chris on "The Wire") and Chance Kelly
(Godfather in "Generation Kill") -- plus a screenplay by Brian Helgeland ("L.A. Confidential," "Mystic River"). Question is whether director Scott
will be content to let a grabby thriller story unfold on its own terms or give
it his usual blow-sh-t-up music video treatment.