In "Ten Years," their high school reunion gives Channing Tatum and his friends an
excuse to regress. Looks like the gang never really grew out of their teenaged
bad habits, crushes and hang-ups. Far from fresh, this dramedy's clearly getting
a belated release to cash in on Tatum's 2012 success.
Somebody really ought to alert these movie folk to the pitfalls of going back
to school again. In "Liberal Arts," a dead-ended 30-something (Josh Radnor) revisiting his alma
mater taps into college life's sense of discovery and direction,
particularly in the super-seductive person of a passionate young sophomore
(Elizabeth Olsen). Flitting about like a perpetually stoned Peter Pan, Zac Efron
dispenses hippie wisdom about life and love.
Two sort of serious comedies -- "Nobody Walks" and "The Oranges" -- focus on volatile visitors whose
disturbing presence forces families to "graduate" to a whole new level of
self-awareness and maturity. In "Walks," penned by Lena Dunham ("Girls"),
paterfamilias John Krasinski falls for house guest
Olivia Thirlby, while prodigal
daughter Leighton Meester takes an unfortunate
shine to Hugh Laurie, her parents' best
friend. Nubile young things ... better than shrinks for family therapy!
Another Sundance fave, "Hello, I Must Be Going" is a romantic comedy
about a 35-year-old divorcee (played by New Zealand's Melanie Lynskey) who moves back in
with her parents, only to find herself deeply smitten by a good-looking actor 15
years her junior (Christopher Abbott of "Girls"). Will Amy find happiness by
robbing the cradle, or will these unlikely lovers find their way into adulthood
together?
A mashup of funny and serious, "Bringing Up Bobby" gives Milla Jovovich something to
do besides kick ass. A con artist extraordinaire, charming Olive moves into
an Oklahoma small town with her 10-year-old son, whom she dreams of raising on
the square -- until Mom's history of bad behavior catches up with them. Bill
Pullman's on board, always a plus, and "Bobby"'s debuting director is none other
than the "X-Men" Phoenix, Famke Janssen.
The sound of music
Gird your loins, boys and girls! You're about to plunge into the "cutthroat
world of college a cappella competition"! In "Pitch Perfect," Anna Kendrick, so chuckle-worthy in
"50/50" and "Up in the Air," leads a
gang of mismatched college girls (including Rebel Wilson as belter Fat Amy) who
warble faves from the past and hits from right now! Do we have "Glee" to
thank for this?
Can't imagine that the quirky musicians in helmer Ryan O'Nan's "The Brooklyn
Brothers Beat the Best" count "Glee" among their
influences. Not in such a deadpan, surprisingly funny and dramatically deft
indie about an idiosyncratic Brooklyn duo (O'Nan and Michael Weston) whose
groove falls somewhere between the Shins and "Sesame Street"! Bonuses
include a battle of the bands, plus family tsuris. Buzz has it that both the
songs and the players are hot.
Hot Kevin James is not, not even a little
bit. But in "Here Comes the Boom" the schlub funnyman reunites
with director Frank Coraci ("The Zookeeper") to make sure the music never dies!
This far-fetched and probably ultra-lucrative comic romp stars James as a
biology teacher running on automatic until he suddenly comes alive as
-- what else? -- a mixed martial arts fighter(!) in a bid to win dough to
support his school's music program and its much-loved head (Henry Winkler).
Nuptial yuks
Where would Hollywood be without weddings, wellspring of nonstop giggles and
raunch? Kirsten Dunst earned major kudos for
her role as a deranged bride in Lars von Trier's apocalyptic "Melancholia"; Isla
Fisher was LOL funny in "Wedding Crashers"; and Rebel Wilson majorly
contributed to "Bridesmaids" bad-girl hijinks, so it was a no-brainer for
debuting director-writer Leslye Headland to star them all in "Bachelorette," a
down-and-dirty comedy about a night-before-the-wedding debauch.
"The Big Wedding"'s hook makes it a gold mine for
ready-made mirth: A long-divorced couple (Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton) must pretend to be
happily married during their son's nuptial festivities. You can imagine the
hilarious contretemps and revelations that eventuate. Lucky wedding guests
include Amanda Seyfried, Katherine Heigl, Susan Sarandon.
The American Dream goes sour
"Arbitrage"'s silver-haired Richard Gere parlays hedge-fund
success into a financial empire until all his double-dealing comes home to
roost. Sound familiar? Sundancers liked this take on the Madoff horror show.
Will mainstream audiences buy tickets to this all-too-real reality program?
Gere's money manager would be right at home in the dark dystopia of "Branded," a futuristic thriller about humanity's
last stand against corporate powers conspiring to literally get inside and
control what's left of our ad-addled brains. Citizens United, anyone?
Whose side would Ayn Rand be on, we wonder, if she was a citizen of
"Branded"? Hard to know for sure, but Part 2 of "Atlas Shrugged" may give us a clue. Rand's
steel-souled corporate goddess Dagny Taggart (Samantha Mathis) will stop at nothing
to find a new source of energy and save America's collapsing economy.
Moldering on the shelf for a bit, "Butter" introduces us to the unlikely art of
butter-carving and the tempest in a teapot (or Tea Party) loosed during a
Heartland contest for best butter sculpture. Jennifer Garner, Hugh Jackman, Alicia Silverstone and Ty Burrell go toe-to-toe in what
might be seen as a tasty political allegory, or a cutting satire of small-town
rivalry and the crazed race to win or, if you prefer, just a wicked funny farce
about the little-known American art of butter-carving.
In "The Words," Bradley Cooper's another artist
seeking success at any price, so he has no problem publishing -- under his own
name -- the brilliant unsigned manuscript he's happened upon. What's the
reckoning when the actual author (Jeremy Irons) shows up? Well, for
sure lots of recriminations and soul-searching ... and the real writer will
likely insist on seeing at least five or six past tax returns.
If you loved "Finding Nemo" back in 2003, you'll go bonkers with
delight for the chance to see colorful clownfish Marlin searching for his son
Nemo off the Great Barrier Reef in glorious 3-D. Best fish heroine ever: Dory,
voiced by Ellen DeGeneres.
Tim Burton's long-form version of "Frankenweenie," his brilliant 1984 live-action
short, features a darker kind of quest, the resurrection of a beloved pup by
Vincent (think Price), a weird waif who shares DNA with Edward Scissorhands and
Ed Wood. Anyone with a sweet tooth for Burton's blackly funny visions will savor
this twisted reimagining of "Frankenstein."
Vincent and his creepy pet would blend right in with the monstrous clientele
-- Frankenstein and his bride, for starters -- of "Hotel Transylvania," Genndy Tartakovsky's (Cartoon
Network's "Samurai Jack") first foray into animation. The joint's run by Dracula
(Adam Sandler), overprotective dad of
a 118-year-old teenage daughter (Selena Gomez). What could possibly go
wrong when a cute human doofus (Andy Samberg) drops in?
Sequels, remakes and knockoffs
Speaking of vampires, just how much box-office blood can be sucked out of the
spawn of successful horror movies? Time -- or eternity -- will tell, since the
season's swollen with sequels: "[REC] 3: Genesis," "Taken 2," "Paranormal Activity 4," "Silent Hill: Revelation" in 3-D, and of course the
ever-metastasizing "Resident Evil: Retribution." If you loved it the
first time, why wouldn't you crave second and third servings? (Exception to
snarky sequel kiss-offs: "Taken 2," elevated by the presence of the great Liam
Neeson.)
If the original sucked, remake it and they will come ... and buy tickets!
Remember Sly Stallone's dreadful "Judge Dredd"? Forget it. Karl Urban's a brand-new
Dredd, dispensing swift and brutal justice in post-apocalyptic America (in 3-D).
Gotta say that the presence of Lena Headey ("Game of Thrones") as a
whore turned ruthless drug lord, intrigues.
"Stolen" is not a remake in the purest sense of the word, but this actioner
about double-crossing cons and a kidnapped daughter has the smell of the Ghost
Riding National Treasures Nic Cage turns out every 10
minutes. Set in the Big Easy, Cage's hometown, "Stolen" will almost certainly
not resemble 2009's riveting "Bad Lieutenant: New Orleans -- Port of Call," in
which Cage revealed he still has major acting chops.
Similarly, "Fun Size" looms as a clone of "The Sitter," last year's underrated coming-of-age
comedy. Adventures in baby-sitting, part deux, features Victoria Justice (who's she again?),
a pretty but lame stand-in for Jonah Hill, coolest sitter in the
'hood.
If you're saving your shekels for an orgy of autumnal multiplexing, be
forewarned that movies can kill! In "Sinister," crime novelist Ethan Hawke finds that out firsthand
by viewing, along with his family, a mysterious cache of soul-shattering home
movies. If that doesn't make you think twice about screening horror shows, then
buy a ticket to "V/H/S." Half a dozen "directors" are credited with shooting the
stash of terrifying videotapes a bunch of hapless robbers find in the living
room of an isolated house. The old-tech media are stacked within arm's reach of
a couch-potato corpse, positioned to eyeball a phalanx of vintage TV sets.
Sounds like DC Comics' old Crypt Keeper is back with a vengeance, ready to press
play for your viewing pleasure!
Caveat emptor!
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