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@SeverusSnape is following Rachael Ray, FakeMagnumPI and darthvader
@HarryPotter 10 points from Gryffindor
Someone said my hair looks like a greasy curtain. Who is this J.K Rowling person?
@DracoMalfoy Extension granted. Now what does your aunt Bellatrix think of me?
Would I look better as a blond?
No, I would not. Accio Grecian Formula.
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss being Potions Master. The Defense of the Dark Arts lair smells like teen wizard spirit.
@HarryPotter 10 points from Gryffindor
Am I seeing things, or is Slughorn wearing support hose under his robe?
Professor McGonagall has such an obvious crush on Dumbledore. We know that's not going anywhere.
Hermione Granger could do much better than the Weasley boy. Neville's toad would be a step up.
@HarryPotter 10 points from Gryffindor
Harry Potter has a pumpkin seed in his teeth and I am totally not going to tell him.
Today is the 20th anniversary of the time James Potter gave me a really hard wedgie. 10 points from Gryffindor.
That great, disgusting oaf Hagrid has fleas in his beard. I saw one hop. If I avada kedavra them, will he cry like a girl?
Me, when plucking the legs off a spider: I'm evil, I'm evil not. I'm evil, I'm evil not.
Found a great book Flourish and Botts. It's called Twilight and I think I am in love with Edward. He's almost as cute as Cedric Diggory.
@HarryPotter 10 points from Gryffindor
OK, I read the second Twilight book. I'm so over Edward. I wonder if Fenrir Grayback knows Jacob. 10 points from Gryffindor.
My favorite part of the Twilight movie? When Edward says, "What if I am the bad guy." I'm totally going to use that.
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Written by Martha Brockenbrough and Jaime Temairik. Martha Brockenbrough
is author of "Things That Make Us
[Sic]," a guide to funny bad grammar, published by St. Martin's
press. She also blogs about family life for Cozi.com and writes an
educational humor column for Encarta.
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