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Found Fred and George's stash of Playwizard. The articles are really interesting.
Sometimes, when Hermione looks at me, I feel funny inside.
@HermioneGranger I did not write that last status update. @Peeves hacked my account...ruddy bastard.
@HarryPotter If you really threw up slugs in your mouth, you would know. Trust me.
@HarryPotter Colin Creevey? If Ginny snogged him I would shove his camera down his ruddy throat.
@HarryPotter Neville? Don't be mental. The toad, maybe.
Is it too much to ask for people to look the other way when I'm playing Quidditch? I get so nervous.
When @CormacMcLaggen farts, it sounds like a duck. He farts a lot.
My new favorite color. Lavender. Second favorite? Brown.
@HermioneGranger Shut up.
@HarryPotter Why do you keep asking about Ginny? I like it better when you talk about Draco.
In the infirmary. Teachers who give students poisoned wine should be sacked.
@LavenderBrown ZZZZZZZZZ
With each passing day, I get new appreciation for nurse's uniforms. Wonder if Madame Pomfrey is a Quidditch fan.
@HermioneGranger That was a joke.
@HermioneGranger Maybe not funny to you.
@HarryPotter Whore crux? Is that what
Dumbledore's been doing? OMG...can that sort of thing make your hand turn black
and fall off?
@HarryPotter Thank God.
(Ron Weasley is following Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Professor Dumbledore, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley. He has blocked Lavender Brown.)
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Written by Martha Brockenbrough and Jaime Temairik. Martha Brockenbrough
is author of "Things That Make Us
[Sic]," a guide to funny bad grammar, published by St. Martin's
press. She also blogs about family life for Cozi.com and writes an
educational humor column for Encarta.
