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Oh, shoot. Someone accidentally sat on my Spectrespecs. I think that someone was me.
@HermoineGranger I think a Wrackspurt must have got Ron.
@HarryPotter why do you look like you've overdosed on U-No-Poo whenever you see Ginny?
What's your favorite smell?
A rabbit seems to have eaten my best carrot earrings.
Oooh I'm so excited to go to a Christmas Party!
@GinnyWeasley why is Lavender calling your brother Won-Won? Does she have a knarflax infestation of the gums?
I think I might start a blog about the Rotfang Conspiracy. That or how to make jewelry out of bottle caps...
Someone is spreading rumors about vampires having sparkling skin and romantic preoccupations. That's demeaning.
@NevilleLongbottom I think Trevor might have Loser's Lurgy. Have you checked his effluvium lately?
RT @TheQuibbler has an excellent article about zombie cows today.
@GinnyWeasley YES! I am quite sure I saw the Dark Mark on RPattz's arm.
I'm commentating on Quidditch today! If only I could remember the difference between a Blubber and a Bludger.
Do girls have prostates or colons? I can never remember.
@HarryPotter @RomildaVane says you have a hippogriff tattoo. Is that true? How lovely!
For a while I thought D.A. stood for Dental Alignment and we were fighting for straight teeth in Britain.
@HermoineGranger Ooo I heart Muggle candy! Have you ever had Peeps?!?
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Written by Martha Brockenbrough and Jaime Temairik. Martha Brockenbrough
is author of "Things That Make Us
[Sic]," a guide to funny bad grammar, published by St. Martin's
press. She also blogs about family life for Cozi.com and writes an
educational humor column for Encarta.
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