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@FredAndGeorge protective charms: yes, punching telescopes: NO. 
Reading ADVANCED RUNE TRANSLATION
@GinnyWeasley Glad you're over your case of Phlegm, then.
Think I just saw Snape reading Twilight. My mum won't stop talking about Jacob Black.
@RonWeasley OMG Ron, what is wrong with you?
Reading Pride and Prejudice. Would be so much better with zombies. If only a muggle would think of that. I think there's a spell...
@NearlyHeadlessNick Thanks, and I agree that Ron has all the sensitivity of a blunt axe. And the brain of one, too.
Reading ADVANCED POTION-MAKING
@HarryPotter you should be expelled for putting you-know-what into you-know-who's drink. And I don't mean You-Know-Who.
Reading FLESH-EATING TREES OF THE WORLD and wishing Ron would climb one.
@RonWeasley Actually, Cormac is a lovely kisser. You could probably learn a thing or two from him.
Reading SPELLMAN'S SYLLABARY
Off to see Professor McGonagall about a mistake I might have made on my last essay.
Off to see Professor Flitwick about a mistake I found in our textbook.
Would really like to punch @Draco again. Maybe I should buy him one of Fred and George's telescopes.
@HarryPotter I told you so.
@RonWeasley Please STOP making jokes with the word 'rectum' or I will bat-bogey hex you.
@RonWeasley REALLY, Ron, if you spent more time getting over your poisoning instead of ogling Pomfrey.
@RonWeasley And you're WELCOME for all the time I sat with you while you were unconscious. I won't tell anyone how many times you called out for Madame Rosmerta in your sleep.
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Written by Martha Brockenbrough and Jaime Temairik. Martha
Brockenbrough is author of "Things That Make Us
[Sic]," a guide to funny bad grammar, published by St. Martin's
press. She also blogs about family life for Cozi.com and writes an
educational humor column for Encarta.
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