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Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #pureblood#deatheater#conspiracy
@LordVoldemort You won't be disappointed in me.
@LordVoldemort I broke Harry Potter's nose
@LordVoldemort I'm not sure. He was wearing his stupid invisibility cloak.
@LordVoldemort Yes, sir. Stealing it would have been a good idea. V. sorry. You won't be disappointed in me a second time.
@CrabbeandGoyle Dressing in drag in service of the Dark Lord doesn't undermine your masculinity, you fat oafs.
@Snape Can I have an extension on my Defense Against the Dark Arts paper? I'm still working on that top-secret extra-credit project.
My tummy hurts.
Moaning Myrtle gets a bum rap. She's a really good listener.
Wish mum would stop counting down the days to her conjugal visit at Azkaban. Can't she write private things in an enchanted diary or something?
@LordVoldemort It would have been an excellent plot if it had worked, sir. You won't be disappointed in me a third time.
Accio Alka-Seltzer!
Moaning Myrtle says crying makes me more of a man, not less.
@HermioneGranger is a mudblood butterface.
@RonWeasley Is that mudblood on your lips?
@HarryPotter Ginny Weasley. Really?
I'm not afraid. Ate some bad clams is all.
The Dark Lord will love me best after this. I'm sure of it.
It's perfectly normal to stutter when you're trying to say a killing curse. It could happen to anyone.
(Draco Malfoy is following: Professor Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Lord Voldemort, Moaning Myrtle, Crabbe&Goyle, Martha Stewart)
Also: For all the lastest Harry Potter buzz, visit the 'Harry Potter'
Superfan site!
Written by Martha Brockenbrough and Jaime Temairik. Martha Brockenbrough
is author of "Things That Make Us
[Sic]," a guide to funny bad grammar, published by St. Martin's
press. She also blogs about family life for Cozi.com and writes an
educational humor column for Encarta.
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