The Golden Globes are considered one of the more relaxed and enjoyable awards shows, thanks in large part to the alcohol that flows freely during the ceremony. But did one attendee imbibe a bit too much before hitting a star-crammed afterparty?

In an amusing story that we suspect is more apocryphal than authentic, the London Daily Mail claims a "clearly drunk" woman accosted Brad Pitt as he chitchatted with pals at the HBO bash (perhaps he was regaling them with the story of his on-camera shunning of Ryan Seacrest).

"She went on and on about how the aging makeup in 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' made him look 'ugly as a dog,'" a source maintains. "Brad listened politely and explained that the makeup was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad's face."

After closely scrutinizing the once and probably future Sexiest Man Alive's famous countenance, this unknown but kinda awesome woman allegedly pointed out what the rest of the world has long known.

"She then said, 'And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible,' before marching off," recalls the snitch. "Brad's buddies cracked up laughing."

Drew bravely makes her way onto the red carpet despite her unfortunate run-in with a fork and a light socket minutes before. (©AP) More photos

Speaking of horrible hair, the tab says Angelina Jolie left Pitt's side at the soiree long enough to have a tête-à-tête with a seriously poufy-tressed and apparently baby-craving Drew Barrymore.

"My biological clock is ticking so loud it sounds like a drum," the overly giggly star is quoted as telling the mom of six. "I want kids so bad, but with no husband prospects around, I am thinking of adopting."

According to the paper, Jolie proceeded to give Barrymore her digits, along with an offer of help should she decide to go the adoption route.

Drew, who's been sowing her oats since her July split from Justin Long, has long talked about her desire to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, telling InStyle in 2006, "I definitely feel the beginnings of a ticktock. Whether I have children or adopt -- whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it."

Cameron makes a mental note never again to do the opposite of whatever Drew does with her hair. (©WireImage.com) More photos

But is the potential auntie status of Barrymore's longtime BFF Cameron Diaz in doubt?

That's the word from OK!, which is convinced that the once-inseparable "Charlie's Angels" pair is on the outs.

The mag is basing this theory on Drew and Cam's purportedly chilly behavior toward each other at the ultra-exclusive CAA post-Globes shindig at the Sunset Tower Hotel.

"Both Cameron and Drew were at the party, but neither one spoke to each other!" a spy tells the mag. "They were on opposite sides of the room the entire night."

Perhaps they just needed some solo time to mix and mingle after spending the entire day together.

Not only were they seated next to each other during the ceremony, but Barrymore revealed on the red carpet that, in typical bestie fashion, she'd gotten ready for the big night with Diaz.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? It's Paris! We repeat: Paris who? (©WireImage.com) More photos

Anyhoo, some actual drama apparently did go down at the CAA party, at least according to the New York Daily News, which says Paris Hilton attempted to crash the A-listers-only bash, with mortifying results.

Seems CAA partner Kevin Huvane spied her sneaking in and ordered that she be kicked to the curb.

"Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed," an insider tells the paper. "He was storming around, yelling 'Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!'"

Hilton supposedly took refuge in the bathroom as security and staffers waited outside, eventually exiting looking "red-faced and embarrassed."

The New York Post, however, says she didn't even make it as far as the bathroom and instead got the brush-off at the door.