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Across the Univers: October 28th

News, rumors, cool stuff and other transmissions from the far-flung reaches of the geek cosmos

By Don Kaye
Special to MSN Movies

Scream and Scream Again: Now in its ninth year, Screamfest is one of the pre-eminent horror and sci-fi film festivals in North America. Held in... more

It's impossible to see everything, but I managed to catch a solid 10 features, half the total of this year's show.

"The Tournament": The festival's opener was probably my least favorite film this year. In fact, I couldn't wait until it was over. The vaguely sci-fi concept (in what appears to be the near future, 30 assassins compete for a cash prize to wipe each other out, while an elite group wagers on them) is neither new nor necessarily bad, but here it's just used as an excuse for mindless fetishization of guns, gore and violence.

"The Human Centipede": One of the most bold, horrifying and, yes, funny movies I've seen this year, this walked away from Screamfest with the show's Best Picture award. A mad German scientist (an unforgettable Dieter Laser) kidnaps three tourists and surgically makes them into the title entity. How he does it, and the aftermath, is the stuff of nightmares.

"The Canyon": Honeymooners Nick and Lori (Eion Bailey and Yvonne Strahovski of "Chuck") let a sketchy old coot (Will Patton) lead them on mules into the Grand Canyon, where snakes, wolves and the sheer vastness of the gorge make their survival highly unlikely. Sort of "Open Water" on land. Strahovski is very good, Bailey rather bland, and Patton chews the scenery, which incidentally does inspire a healthy respect for the terrible power of nature.

"Forget Me Not": Tyler Oliver's teen horror film gets around the basic problem of how to keep the characters in the dark when everyone around them is being murdered: simply have the memory of each victim erased at the moment of their death. Smarter and with a more likable cast than usual for this kind of thing, the movie's effects are still familiar enough to keep this from being more than a moderately enjoyable chiller.

"Triangle": Melissa George and her friends escape a capsized yacht by boarding a strangely empty ocean liner, only to discover that someone on board is hunting them down. That just sets up what becomes one of those time-twisting mind-benders that can give you a headache. Less witty than "Timecrimes" (which it resembles in many ways), "Triangle" telegraphs many of its twists early but still manages to sustain a mood of unease and suspense.

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('The Canyon'/Magnolia)

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