Roseanne

Roseanne / Tom Arnold: Don't tattoo your beloved's name on your thigh and show it to all and sundry at the World Series; you will have it removed later and you will regret it (but go ahead and insist he tattoo yours on his butt). Don't bring your boyfriend to the workplace. And ... more if you do bring your boyfriend to your workplace, don't insist someone hire him. And, if you do bring your boyfriend to your workplace and insist someone hire him, don't let your boyfriend be Tom Arnold. (Retna Ltd.)