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Seth Rogen as Gilligan in 'Gilligan's Island'

Seth Rogen is funny and lovable, but he also seems like the kind of guy who might thwart a rescue attempt for 98 episodes. John C. Reilly could play the Skipper, and Liam Neeson could stop fighting wolves long enough to play the ... moreProfessor. William H. Macy and "Two and a Half Men" matriarch Holland Taylor would make a hilarious Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Scarlett Johansson seems a natural fit for Ginger the movie star, while Carrie Underwood could channel her Oklahoma roots to play Mary Ann.

To give "Gilligan's Island" a modern update, maybe they could add a mystery element. Make it a comedic take on "Lost." Because this is Hollywood, the mystery will need a solution easy to uncover in 90 minutes, but you've got to compromise somewhere.

Of course, the real question is which singer would do a new version of the theme song. Katy Perry's cheekiness and sex appeal might set the right tone.

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