Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford (Faye Dunaway) in "Mommie Dearest" (1981)

Our next attraction had an illustrious film career before joining the sideshow, which, according to her adopted daughter Christina, is where she belonged all along! Look closely and you'll notice how neat and tidy Joan's... more cage is. That's because she has nothing better to do all day than pace around and clean it. And don't get me started on when her clothes come back from the dry cleaners! I have to transfer her dresses from wire to wood myself!

('Mommie Dearest'/Paramount/Courtesy Everett Collection)