Plume With a View: Somewhere, Daffy Duck stands naked and
shivering because of Mary-Kate Olsen's desire to be au courant. The teensy-weensy
twin titan slips off her usual hobo habiliment in favor of this feathered,
high-fashion frock that's cut so low we're left with a distinct
... more feeling of
squickiness after getting an unwanted eyeful of her not-so-full blouse. Like
many of you, we're torn between loving and loathing this fuzzy creation.
Although MK glows from within its tufted, dust-busting confines, she doesn't
quite have the -- bad pun ahead -- pluck to carry it off. If beloved cartoon
birds are going to be sacrificed in the name of fashion, the result had better
be unforgettable. Classic case in point: Ginger Rogers famously left a trail of feathers fluttering
in her wake as Fred Astaire twirled her around the dance floor in a
similarly downy gown. By couture comparison, Mary-Kate is merely doing a hirsute
hokey-pokey. (Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com)Close
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